Except for my brother and sisters, I was an only child.
My real name is J. Langford Ratzso.
I'm an Alien kidnap survivor.
My least favorite NA$CAR driver is Kevin Harvick.
If I had a pet woodchuck, I would name him Dave.
I like roller skating but I hate snakes.
I don't understand why anyone would learn to play the Ukulele?
Why is the Notre Dame football team known as the Fighting Irish? Shouldn't they be the Hunchbacks?
How do you throw away a garbage can?